unspice.

Make a closed-door audiobook without spending your weekend hunting every spicy scene by hand.

Unspice finds the explicit scenes in your audiobook, proposes clean cut points, and renders the version you approve. For YouTube, podcasts, ads, libraries, and your closed-door readers. No rewriting. No AI narration. No re-recording. You approve every single cut.

Buy 10 Hours Beta Checkout Open Unspice Join the Substack

Catalog packs: 100 hours — $399 · 300 hours — $899. Hours never expire. Beta pricing is for approved Project Arachne / AI Marketing for Storytellers beta members.

Your words, untouched

We never rewrite, paraphrase, or "tone down" your prose. Scenes are cut whole, at natural beats — your voice stays yours.

Your narrator, untouched

No voice cloning, no synthetic patching. The narration your listeners love is exactly what they hear.

Your call, always

Listen to every proposed cut before it happens. Veto any of them. Nudge the boundaries. Nothing renders until you say so.

How it works

1.

Upload

Your audiobook, and optionally your manuscript if you want sharper scene detection. Choose PG-13 or squeaky clean.

2.

Review

We flag the scenes with timestamps and excerpts. Preview exactly what's cut and how the splice will sound. Veto or adjust anything.

3.

Publish

Download your clean edition, ready for YouTube, podcast feeds, or anywhere else the spicy version can't go.

Pricing

Substack beta members
$10

Includes up to 10 hours of audiobook processing.

Additional hours are $5 each during beta.

Open beta checkout

Use the email that is already on the Project Arachne / Unspice beta list.

Standard production pricing
$50

Includes up to 10 hours of audiobook processing — about one audiobook.

Additional hours are $10 each.

Buy 10 hours — $50

Catalog pack · save 60%
$399

100 hours — roughly ten audiobooks at $3.99 an hour.

Hours never expire. Feed your backlist through at your own pace.

Buy 100 hours — $399

Sitting on more than that, or running a small press? Email us — we like big catalogs.

Why this exists

Platforms like YouTube restrict explicit content. Closed-door readers want your story without the steam. Every audiobook stuck behind a content policy is an audience the explicit edition can’t reach. Until now, reaching it meant hours of tedious, fussy audio surgery per book. Unspice turns that manual editing marathon into a review-and-approve workflow.